A Priest and a Rabbi are at the gates of heaven, making small talk. "Well," says the Rabbi, "That's it. I'm dead." The Priest agrees. "I, too, am dead," he says, and they both sigh wistfully and fall silent. When they get to the front of the line, Saint Peter looks at both of them and furrows his brow. "You guys can't come in because you're gay," he says.