May 2010
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work fucking sucked.
(via laurenedge)
The feeling is mutual
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(337): i’m ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
:3
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(509): Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
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(775): So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can’t wait to do X again.
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(410): Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not “water it down.”.
classy
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(614): so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said ‘if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you’ (740): i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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